You know you have reached the heights of road-trip-punchiness when you can weave an absurd scenario after seeing a road sign.
The sign said Appleseed Drama {as in Johnny Appleseed...who knew?}::
{edited, for JN...and whoever else didn't understand my hilarity: imagine, if you will, two apples on a Jerry Springer-esque set}
{edited, for JN...and whoever else didn't understand my hilarity: imagine, if you will, two apples on a Jerry Springer-esque set}
"Oh no you di'int! You didn't just touch my man's core."
OR
"That is not my blossom.
Go ahead, I'll take your stupid pollen test."
Go ahead, I'll take your stupid pollen test."
C'mon, it's fun! Leave your drama in the comments.
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